i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

Hat trick

Bringing a partner to orgasm 3 times in one sexual encounter.

My girlfriend is going to be sore tomorrow but she's not complaining about the hat trick I scored.

by Jonah Riverdale December 27, 2016

exploration hat

A condom that is used to have sex that is put on the dick

Hey guys did I bought a whole pack of exploration hats for all of us we are going to explore jinny faith and Jasmine's pussy Thursday night

by Street news kid!! December 15, 2015

hat on a sunny day

a blowjob from a very beautiful girl

‘hey baby can i get a hat on a sunny day?’

by big_donkey October 24, 2020

National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.

I can't wait for National steal a hat week!

by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022

Hat

Something you wear on your head for four hours

I wore this head scratcher on my head for four hours so it’s now a hat

by LLMC July 31, 2019

Tin Foil Hat Brigade

A person who wears a tin foil hat that is made from one or more sheets of aluminium foil, or a piece of conventional headgear lined with foil, often worn in the belief or hope that it shields the brain from threats such as electromagnetic fields, mind control, and aliens.

Johnny thinks aliens helped build the pyramids, guess he's a member of the tin foil hat brigade.

by Snake Master April 18, 2022