Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

FunkyFunk

When you see something super cool and amazing.

Example:
Guy 1: Drink this tasty drink.
Guy 2: Woah that is FunkyFunk!

by RandomFunnyWordDude April 18, 2024

funkyfunk

When you see something cool and awesome

Example:
Guy 1: Look at this place!
Guy 2:Woah this is funkyfunk!

by RandomFunnyWordDude April 18, 2024

Funkling

When a child with a father cuts off their fathers sack in order to make water balloons and throw them at Kroger, or any grocery store.

Im gonna go funkling at the local kroger

by JocelMan April 21, 2024

Funkletunkle

Smoothie created by blending a mixture of anal excrement and orally regurgitated fluids, usually dyed or scented to be disguised as a normal drink.

“Hey, you wanna make a funkletunkle with me and serve it at the local restaurant?”

by Reely841 April 23, 2024

Funky Yute

Someone who is quite odd and is abit tall and when people see him / her they say "ew brother ewwwww"

a1 is some funky Yute

by mahboobies April 24, 2024

funkletunkle

Smoothie created by blending a mixture of anal excrement and orally regurgitated fluids, usually dyed or scented to be disguised as a normal drink.

“You wanna serve up a funkletunkle at the nearest restaurant?”

by Reely841 April 24, 2024