Closer

Simcha

Every moment you aren’t running, Simcha is only getting closer

by CallMeFinn August 2, 2021

Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.

Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink I’m down brah.

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

Causewand

1. A Meth Addict
2. Meth

You’re a Causewand

by Tyrese2007 November 1, 2021

closeafuckingnough

The phrase ‘close enough,’ but with and angry enthusiastic word in between

Girl 1: “Don’t you end work at 11”
Girl 2: “No, 10:30”
Girl 1: “ Closeafuckingnough!”

by FatPig105 August 17, 2021

Closet-tweaker

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.

It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.

by Mysterrii August 21, 2021

closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021

Closet introvert

Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.

The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021