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Bro Clean

To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.
Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??

Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.

Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.

Jim: Sounds good, see you then!
by furniturejim November 21, 2009
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Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.
I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.
by boo&brasen June 28, 2010
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perve cleanse

when someone boots everyone of their cam
just had to perve cleanse because the whole room was watching
by epigav May 14, 2010
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Ee clean

a woman cleans and keeps it tidy
Ee clean the house and make it nice to walk through and that makes everyone very happy.
by europemaide November 19, 2010
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Basement Cleaner

Anyone who clips or saves their pubic hair.
by stiffmista February 22, 2011
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quattro clean

When you wash your hands,use visine,spray cologne or perfume,and mouthwash after smoking marijuana
After smoking a marijuana cigarette or J Chaz and Rich quattro cleaned!
by Idk Sir Charles May 1, 2011
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Frontwards Cleansing

The act of releasing all of a males bioliquid from their scrodum and/or penis using a rare, Italian hand-made, baday
Thomas was delighted to discover the sensation that came upon him while he sat on his toilet after a long day exploring the wonders of Italia. After ejaculation and masturbation, he was soothed by the moist yet soft touch of the baday that squirted into his frontside, therefore giving him a Frontwards Cleansing.
by M-Well and T-Sherm May 23, 2011
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