bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

bread smoothie

Bay area colloquial for beer

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.

by bread_smoothie May 14, 2015

bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 18, 2015

breaded chicken bone

Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.

We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....

by Jbd October 5, 2015

Breadicure

The act of trimming the crust off of a slice of bread

Mom, my PB&J needs a Breadicure

by c_train September 19, 2016

Breadfod

English slang.

When someone has too much 'flour' so they get really 'baked'. They have a bready forehead (baked flour), so they're a 'Breadfod'.

'Wow, that guy spent 20 minutes getting drinks, must be a breadfod...'

by Jenkz37 September 7, 2016

bread family

stronger than a piece of bread, never leaves a bread pack behind: its a very rare friendship: friends that give and share the life and love of BREAD

i wish i was in that bread family.
that bread family rocks the world

by orangeblacktom December 8, 2016