dog water

Pre-seminal fluid (aka, "pre-cum")

"Just be careful anyway - you can still get a girl pregnant with dog water!"

by buffalo patty December 19, 2004

bird dog

To watch someone closely while making no attempt to hide that you are doing so.

"The CFO couldn't fire Will, so she bird dogged him until he quit".

by Southern Diction July 12, 2009

guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

by Ben November 18, 2004

Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015

hot dogged

The state of being tricked into looking at another's penis

Mitch: "Hey dude, look over here"
Nathan: "Hey, WHOA. Looks like I've been hot dogged"

by Nate Doggg June 20, 2008

Fucking the dog

What GW Bush does at the whitehouse.

Good thing he got Rummy to run things, now he can get busy with the dog fucking

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

dog catcher

A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks... especially when he gets drunk.

Joe's a real dog catcher. After 4 beer's he'd screw Jaba the fuckin' Hut.

by Knucklehead July 19, 2003