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Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate
Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll
by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023
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Toilet Bowl

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.
Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.
by Walker26 November 20, 2023
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toilet trend

Another way to say "skibidi toilet" without saying the skibidi.
Commonly used in a discord server that doesn't allow to say it

(Aka the TCU discord server)
Discord member 1: yo i got into the culag because of saying toilet trend bruh
Discord member 2: damn that's crazy
by Janky jynx November 23, 2023
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Toilet slave

The master/mistress urinates or shits on the toilet slave
Emily:Eat my shit toilet slave
Lars:Ok
by Thatoneguyinblack December 3, 2023
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toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.
last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid
by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024
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toielv

I’ve never heard of a better word. The person who speaks this in the desert send, they find the answers they’re searching, and the paintings of their own home they go on journeys every moment they are the hats of their swallow don’t drink, just gurgle you wish you were them, but you are better than them just kidding I hope you notice that you farted in my bed tomorrow.
That person is on the journey of their discovery’s they are very much a toielv I love them just like very one else loves them. I wish very much to be toielv
by !!Violated1001 March 6, 2024
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Toilet Glizzy

A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"

Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024
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