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Lebron Hams

When you misspell lebron james but lowkey fuck with it and make it your whole personality. You create pictures of lebron james made of ham using ai. You make fan accounts for lebron hams on every platform, even wattpad. Your love stories on wattpad with lebron hams gain lots of attention and everyone wants to know the face behind the lebron hams obsession. Soon your best friend who was there when you misspelled lebron james, exposes you to the whole world. Once everyone finds out who the face behind lebron hams is, your middle school secret admirer changes their name and got surgery to look like the ai pictures of lebron hams to make you fall in love. That makes you very famous and you get a netflix show. The real lebron james fame is diminishing, while the lebron hams situation is thriving. The real lebron james gets pissed and finds your house and murders you with 7 gunshots to the head. Your legacy lives on and the real lebron james gets cancelled.
Yo, did you hear that the lebron hams girl got shot?
by jefferyslimbob4 September 17, 2024
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Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.
Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.
by BoomChild January 11, 2013
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Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.
see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley
by sichael mummers June 5, 2019
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sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube
Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham
by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018
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Ham

Adj: Someone who can be used.

Adj: 2: Someone who is not the brightest and believes/gives in too almost anything.
I was at school today and I asked this “ham” for the homework.
by Boiii616 November 7, 2021
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HAM

When someone is dressed terribly. e.g when overweight people wear clothes that are far too small they are a HAM
by dontyuhnoh October 24, 2010
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Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.
Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....
by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025
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