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to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
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Roll hats

The phrase that should be used at least 12 times a day
Roll hats
Josh k: there’s been a second bus
Harry: roll hats
by e-boybeater April 17, 2023
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Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.
You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!
by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024
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Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you
Aaric's an ass hat...
by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012
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Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult
by Shnoiken September 8, 2022
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National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th
Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day
by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021
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make a hat

Attempting to make money.

Origin: late 1900's, Texas. The term was oftener used by low level gangsters and was in reference to obtaining enough money to purchase a hat which, at the time was a status symbol. The nicer one's hat, the higher ranking the individual in the gang or crew.
Vinny: What are you doing today?

Joey: Tryin' to make a hat, know what I'm sayin'?
by Bakersaurus November 25, 2014
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