by Dave2000 March 28, 2021

by Mimoc June 2, 2018

Jacking off onto her eyelids while she sleeps. When the cum drys and she wakes up and is unable to open her eyes.
Janet woke up screaming, fearing she was blind because her boyfriend gave her snow caps, leaving them shut.
by Superdadmma September 1, 2021

by Heyyy_im_hungry April 17, 2020

Synonym to lying.
Etmyology is based on the innate nature for a capricorn to lie.
Other star signs are exempt from the limitations of the cap, but are welcome to use it.
No cap means to not lie.
Etmyology is based on the innate nature for a capricorn to lie.
Other star signs are exempt from the limitations of the cap, but are welcome to use it.
No cap means to not lie.
Steve: I've been working out non-stop.
Steve's girlfriend: That's a load of cap. I saw you scarfing down a donut last tuesday.
Jenny: My birthchart told me I was gonna meet a cute guy tonight.
Melvin: No cap, I can be that cute guy for you baby.
Steve's girlfriend: That's a load of cap. I saw you scarfing down a donut last tuesday.
Jenny: My birthchart told me I was gonna meet a cute guy tonight.
Melvin: No cap, I can be that cute guy for you baby.
by ThatAwesomeGuyFromMAYeah December 8, 2020

PEOPLE WHO POST STUFF IN 100% CAPS, (PROBABLY) PRETENDING THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR CAPS LOCK IS ON, OH SHIT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON
by Andriko March 24, 2011
