Stockholm Syndie

An individual who’s cognitive dissonance is so bad, that they are not only incapable of recognising that they are being oppressed, but they also vehemently defend their oppressors.

“Locking me up in my home, not allowing me to attend my mothers funeral, not allowing me to attend my place of work or allow my children to attend school, giving me a curfew, restricting my travels, making me cover my airways, and forcing me to partake in a medical experiment, because of a virus that has a 99.7% recovery rate, is for the greater good because I’m a Stockholm Syndie”

by Youssra Rose August 18, 2022

Stockcock

A human penis of unremarkable length, girth or shape. Also known as a Mehdick.

Tony: You love sucking me off, don't you Alicia!
Alicia: To be honest, your stockcock is boring me..

by The Sexologist September 12, 2022

stockinged

If someone is in their stockinged feet, they are wearing socks, tights, or stockings, but no shoes.
literary

He tip-toed to the door in his stockinged feet.

by Hello World Michael Abishek September 21, 2022

stockies

Alternate term for the footwear known as Birkenstocks.

yo…my bro got the stockies on today! i hope you brought some dress shoes to change into for later.

by gopher4real October 2, 2022

StockX Tag

a tag that comes on a shoe when ordered from stockx.

You are an absolute nerd if you leave it on the shoe

Guy1: I just bought these shoes on stockx
Guy2: you are an absolute nerd because you are leaving the StockX Tag on on
Guy 1: ok, I will just cut it off

Guy1 will take the StockX Tag off of his shoes because Guy2 is bullying him for leaving it on.

by wikidictionairy25 October 18, 2022

Stocking stuffer

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

Stocked

1. (Slang)- for when something is full like your inventory, the fridge, or when someone is ultra muscular( see yoked) or when a team against you is better and has no more openings to flip sides.

"Damn bro! This round we are getting clapped, the other team is hella stocked!"

by Greatnessdefined December 13, 2022