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Saint Patrick's Day

The feast day of the patron saint of ireland. Great because you get off school and/or work (in Ireland at least) and you have an excuse to swear a lot, drink a lot and be patriotic to the emerald isle. The parades are brilliant craic and remember to wear green... =]

Stupid if you're not actually irish, only pretending. You're not irish if your great great great granny emigrated from dublin in 1709. =[
"Are ye coming down to the Saint Patrick's Day parade in Cork?"
"Aye, what's it got for me?"
"Drink, girls and a load o' craic"
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stained glass window

believed to be the remnants of a feudal alien race that would use the fragile object to reflect the rays of the sun and blind their enemies with an aurora of colorful light only to spare enough time to make a meatloaf
He threw the stained glass window onto the rock and it shattered into pieces.
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carpet stainer 

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.
We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.
carpet stainer by Don Karta November 5, 2007
Sainab is pretty dumb, don't you think?
sainab by Lisakudrow3 March 2, 2020

Saint Patrick's vermin 

A vintage slur for Irishmen, dating back to the huge wave of Irish immigration to America in the 19th century.
Saint Patrick's vermin are stealing the jobs from decent, hardworking Americans.

Saint Patrick's Day

An unnecessary day hosted with irregular attacks like pinching causing caustic blood drips.

Also a celebration for the long supressed Irish - another addition to holidays celebrating Americas loving for i-am-sorry-for-hurting-you-oppression.
Example One
"Bitch Ima piench ye ass."
Example Two
"Sorry my Irish bitch I did not mean to skin you."

carpet stainer 

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.
95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.
carpet stainer by Don Karta October 27, 2007