A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.
Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tartbreak.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!
*Albie and Ryan are standing*
*Erica walks by and Ablie reaches for his crotch while simultaneously displaying his O Face*
Ryan: "What happened? Did you just pop a flare?"
Albie: "Yeah...I popped a flare"
Ryan: *Steps away* "Yeah I figured"
Ablie: "Yeah..."
Pop-culture technology - wearables, drones, robots, social media, apps, mobile phones etc. As opposed to traditional technology - servers, end-user computing, networking devices etc.
Person #1: "Have you heard the latest? Facebook paid 800 squillion dollars to buy a virtual reality headset business and a messaging app."
Person #2: "All that pop-tech nonsense gives me the shits. Have you seen the latest Hitachi storage attached network?"
An intoxicated state that one may experience after consuming ridiculous amounts of popular culture.
Joey: I just watched seven seasons of 'Friends' in one sitting and I'm starting to feel funny. Do you think that's normal?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.