A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
another word for tampon.
by Jeebers81 October 23, 2009
I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014
The strongest insult known to man. Derived from the depths of hell, this is an extremely dangerous phrase.
Carl: your mom gay
Solomon: your aunt a croissant
Jeff: your grandpap a trap
*satan falls to his knees, Jeff starts levitating and chanting in Latin*
Solomon: your aunt a croissant
Jeff: your grandpap a trap
*satan falls to his knees, Jeff starts levitating and chanting in Latin*
by God’s messenger March 17, 2018
Jeff: your mom gay
Bob: your dad lesbian
Jeff: your granny tranny
Bob: your grandpap a trap
*mysteriously vanishes*
Bob: your dad lesbian
Jeff: your granny tranny
Bob: your grandpap a trap
*mysteriously vanishes*
by Grandpappy March 16, 2018
A iOS Game developed by "hiro!!" in 2016 that has become largely and widely popular in 2018 due to the game's clever design and unfair challenges.
by Doom Slayer February 06, 2018
If you haven't attended a house party with old school trap music on, you wouldn't understand Trap House Swag. Trap House Swag, or THS, is commonly characterized as an untouchable swag a brother feels when Trap lyrics connect with his soul while partying. Don't underestimate THS.
"Bro, that party last night was lit. I'm still riding that TRAP House Swag all day."
"Brother, that THS was untouchable last night. Talk about straight up trap house swag."
"Brother, that THS was untouchable last night. Talk about straight up trap house swag."
by Trap House Swag May 20, 2017