Your grandpap a trap

The worst of them all

Jeff: your mom gay
Bob: your dad lesbian

Jeff: your granny tranny

Bob: your grandpap a trap
*mysteriously vanishes*

by Grandpappy May 11, 2018

Chinese finger trap

When a bitch movin ya balls like Chinese stress balls

Jim: how was your handjob last night?
Mike: she was Workin my balls like a Chinese finger trap

by Rulinryry May 15, 2018

Chinese Finger Trap

When a Chinese " or Asian" Trans is fucked in the ass} and mouth by to guys

Man did you see that tranny last night, we ran a Chinese Finger Trap on that ass.

by Spring-heeled Jack November 12, 2018

Your Grandpap a Trap

The strongest insult known to man. Derived from the depths of hell, this is an extremely dangerous phrase.

Carl: your mom gay
Solomon: your aunt a croissant

Jeff: your grandpap a trap

*satan falls to his knees, Jeff starts levitating and chanting in Latin*

by God’s messenger May 11, 2018

Sumatran Death Trap

A worst-case scenario regarding movement of the legs. The worst case scenario being your Happy Sack being asphyxiated by a misconception of movement in your legs, leaving your balls red raw.

Happy Sack, Sumatran Death Trap

by GAHWHATWASTHAT!? October 27, 2012

Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

Chinese Finger trap

When you dip an appendage in hot curry and insert into the vagina for stimulation. Typically the vaginal walls will clamp down on said curry covered object and a scenario much alike to the Chinese Finger Trap will play out.

"Bro, that pussy went full Chinese Fingertrap on me as soon as that green curry hit!"
"I can't believe how hot that curry was but it sure made that pussy Chinese Finger Trap my dick."

by whiteboy14 July 31, 2018