i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats

"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"

by Alotofthings November 6, 2022

Hat Trick

when a woman allows penetration in all 3 holes during one session

That slut is always up for a hat trick.

by skiprime July 20, 2016

Hat

Hat is a term used to describe killing somebody often used by Chicago drill rappers Bloodhound Lil Jeff and Q50

I just caught me a hat last week shordy
Go catch that hat right thea foe

by wonttalkjamo May 20, 2025

Abortion hat

Condom

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass

by Formulaatld December 4, 2021

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018