i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.

She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her

by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016

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international bucket hat day

August 24
International bucket hat day

Wear a bucket hat all day, post about it, show off you favorite bucket hat. Cool kids only.

“hey it’s international bucket hat day” kai

“ik it’s all over my feed and it looks like your not celebrating” taylor

by coolkidsdiehard August 22, 2019

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Winged Hat

The signature power-up of Super Mario 64. Also one of THE BEST and most iconic items in the entire Super Mario franchise.

Unlocking the Winged Hat can be considered a rite of passage in Mario 64.

Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.

For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 3, 2023

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