Girls With Slingshots

A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.

The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.

Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.

Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!

Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.

Girls with Slingshots

by QueenColonDarkwing June 28, 2011

Ted Girl

A ted girl is a thin, tan, blonde girl with a nice ass and a decent size set of tits.

"WOW! Look at that ted girl!"

"She is so a ted girl."

"Only an ass like that would be on a ted girl."

by tedgirl0212 November 16, 2011

Girl Boomp!

When someone is being ridiculous and you feel the need to tell them to go away or that you're done being in their presence. Most of the time it is accompanied by a hand motion. (palm in face)

C: Hey, can I borrow some money..ho?
AC: Nope, you can't. GIRL BOOMP! (AC puts her hand in C's face.

by KCtheDark November 21, 2011

upark girl

A female that resides in university park, FL (slut)

Boy1: you fucking with her?
Boy 2: no she a Upark girl.

by Biggiechee7e January 30, 2023

slay girl

Another term for tiktok girls, but they say "slay" and "yas queen" a lot.

The slay girls are making tiktoks in the bathroom again.

by icecreamgirl123 February 8, 2023

Girl talk

Girl talk is what your girlfriend says to you when she's talking to another girl. Could be good,bad, or neutral.

Boyfriend: *Sits by GF and her friend* "Whatcha guys talking about?"
Girlfriend & Her friend: *Look at eachother and then at the BF* "Girl talk."
Boyfriend: "Nevermind then." *Gets up and walks away*

by royalehigh.baking.class October 18, 2023

Walmart Girl

A woman who from her appearance is evident that she shops exclusively at Walmart and bites her nails and has bland personality

what is that girl wearing is she a Walmart girl

by brownfromindia April 15, 2023