fart monkey
fart monkey by catherine mary October 8, 2008
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Fart Taco
When you fart under the covers of your bed and it festers overnight and smells ten times worse in the morning
Fart Taco by The orig fart taco September 19, 2013
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fart against thunder
Equivalent to pissing against the wind.
fart against thunder by Chiremba September 27, 2008
fart blocker
1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;
2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/" ;blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;
2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/" ;blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.
2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?
- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.
- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.
2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?
- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.
- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
fart blocker by Tomomi December 14, 2008
Fart Cupper
Angelina jolie: Hey kids you wanna see something funny?
Kids; YEA!!!
Angelina: poot! haha i just used my amazing fart cupper skils!
Kids: Mom you are very nasty!!!!
Kids; YEA!!!
Angelina: poot! haha i just used my amazing fart cupper skils!
Kids: Mom you are very nasty!!!!
Fart Cupper by nollaf sivad July 11, 2010
Fart sandwich
Sam: I made a fart sandwich last night
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough
Fart sandwich by fingerfucker May 21, 2016