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Get the Milwaukee Farts mug.by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 25, 2012
Get the Dejafood fart mug.The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.
Friend: Why do your farts sound so weird dude?
Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!
Friend: ROFLCOPTER
Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!
Friend: ROFLCOPTER
by HOSE B December 5, 2012
Get the Veet Fart mug.A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.
boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
by tycali February 1, 2013
Get the fart-boxers mug.Accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. Rather than blasting away from the buttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. Flatulence then exits the front of body. . .
*Laying on back in bed and farting into mattress*
Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"
Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*
Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"
Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*
by A. St James September 20, 2012
Get the Boomerang Fart mug.This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
Get the Fart Musician mug.The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
by The Duncster August 2, 2012
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