A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
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Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
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A nicer word for a sweet puff. Any crab knows the sweet puff comes from Holland, packed nicely with a little rose ready for her hole to be filled.
Slang derived from a tweaked town called murwillumbah on the eastern coast of Australia.
Slang derived from a tweaked town called murwillumbah on the eastern coast of Australia.
1. “Yo man I hope you don’t mind that I brought my euro girl with me.”
“Dude it’s my brothers 4th birthday party, of course I don’t mind Id love a fry on the ol rock wok
2. “ i went to that shady tobacconist to buy another euro girl”
“Dude it’s my brothers 4th birthday party, of course I don’t mind Id love a fry on the ol rock wok
2. “ i went to that shady tobacconist to buy another euro girl”
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