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Coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019
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cofermiklopdastrebonquies

him: “i’m a cool kid”

me: “i’m cofermiklopdastrebonquies”

him: “what does that mean???”

me: “the same thing, but it just sounds cooler.. making me better than you ;)”
by youngspaghetti October 13, 2019
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Coffee

i want coffee
by Ur mum and ur dad gey together October 17, 2019
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Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019
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coffee a girl out

similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.
Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"
by klylepercilla November 13, 2019
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Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.
"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"
by GraysonA December 10, 2019
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Coffee Mug

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.
When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!
by NinjaChicken666 January 12, 2020
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