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Cake is sex.
Dude, let's hm have his cake.
Cake by bigboy48 December 5, 2010
'That night out was absolute caeser mate'
Caeser by OC78 September 6, 2012

sticky cake 

When in a threesome, after the first guy cums on a female's pussy and it dries partially and cakes up in her pussy hole. Then the next guy might stick his dick in her sticky pussy.
Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I gave her a sticky cake!
sticky cake by NizzKid January 29, 2004

Lava Cake 

When calling it a muffin top just doesn't do it justice. A chicks love handles and fat that just fall over the top of her pants flowing like lava.
You see that fat chick over there? She's fully upgraded that muffin top and has now progressed to a full on lava cake.
Lava Cake by Kaner.88 November 23, 2013

swiss cake roll 

a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
swiss cake roll by dark korner October 3, 2016

Carrot Cake 

For a white girl, Katie has a big round ass. I'd love to eat her Carrot Cake! Lol!!!
Carrot Cake by Lemon Pepper Papi January 7, 2017