Green beans are the unripe fruit and protective pods of various cultivars of the common bean (Phaseolus vulgaris).12 Immature pods of the runner bean (Phaseolus coccineus), yardlong bean (Vigna unguiculata subsp. sesquipedalis), and hyacinth bean (Lablab purpureus), are used in a similar way.3 Green beans are known by many common names, including French beans,4 string beans,4 snap beans,4 and snaps.5
1. GREEN!!! AND LONG AND FULL OF BUMPS REMINDS ME OF MY EX'S DICK. WHY ARE YOU SO INCONSIDERATE???
2. i fuck green beans the greenest of the greenesst of the greenest green beans they bumpy so bumpy so bump bump i love to fuck green beans they sexy sexy only green beans no red no black no yellow no brown no blue only green green green bean bean beans i fuck green beans minutely hourly daily so green green bean beans fuck me in the bean assssssssssss -courtesy of Sak
3. Green beans are thicc
The bean someone was given at birth by their mother to make them funny. You can tell if somebody has been given the been if they have natural wit and good humour.
Olivia: "Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side"
Jemma: "Wow, you must have been born with the funny bean!"