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host ham

The concept of providing a party's host with an additional ham, to replace the ham they are serving to you as a guest.
John stopped at the grocery store on the way to the family gathering to acquire the host ham.
by thehoserx December 26, 2023
mugGet the host hammug.

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.
by Do megabytes September 2, 2022
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sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube
Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham
by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018
mugGet the sloppy hammug.

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
mugGet the Canned Hammug.

Ham Burger

A ham burger, distinct from a hamburger, is a sandwich made with sliced ham and a hamburger bun. It commonly is served with condiments such as mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and pickles.
I’m out of ground beef but I have plenty of ham and hamburger buns. Guess it’s ham burgers again for dinner.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025
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Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020
mugGet the Ham on the sidemug.

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol
by Phoenix=Berry May 6, 2019
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