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Dick

I really wish I had a dick inside me
by 😄 funny January 19, 2022
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Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.
James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome
by Thelostguy January 19, 2022
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Dick

That guy was a dick to me.
by SIVLERBITCH January 19, 2022
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COVID-Dick

Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022
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Dick

South term usually mean homie, friend, Brodie, and brother.
by My johnson ran away January 20, 2022
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dick

A male private part that they pee and fuck people with.
I had a good time when he decided to fuck me with his hard dick
by Moan as I fuck ur mom January 21, 2022
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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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