Waffles

A god thing, everyone likes them and they are there to help when you are feeling down 😂

Your so much like waffles

by Waffles1000 April 25, 2021

Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something

‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage’
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”

by TheOddWaffl February 16, 2021

Waffle

To speak like you know what your saying but you are indeed clueless

(1)whos your favorite football player
(2)It's got to be Michael Jordan just the way he moves with the ball and his foot work

Person 2 is waffling

Waffle

by @hvhs_anime September 5, 2021

waffle

A D.J. and Visual artsit freak of nature addicted to bass and not the drug but the sound frequincy(to bad he's going def) and yeah he's a nice guy.....uh but he can be a dink

party and see if you dare but be ware be ware there might be waffle bass in the air

by D.V. November 10, 2006

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

Waffle cone 'n

The act of pooping in a laptop and closing it.

Dude I had to poop so bad I just waffle cone 'nd in my computer.

by September 13, 2020

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023