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CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!

Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.
Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*
by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022
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swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.
by BigCracker May 17, 2016
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Rice Cracker

A person of Asian decent that detests other POCs, is right wing, and is subservient to white people. An Asian Uncle Tom.
The cultural revolution was a campaign led by the Chinese students to get rid of Rice Crackers and their elements in society.
by Sung-Hwa August 2, 2017
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Cracker

Cracker is a word to describe white people. Its a racial slur. Calling a white person a cracker is equal to calling a black person a nigger
Person 1 - “STHU U FUCKING CRACKER
Person 2 - “calm doen jamal, im only half white 🙄
by Mr.Oofed November 8, 2020
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Cracker Island

A Term Used To Call Out Cults Or ARG’S Involving Cults Online.
The Term Originated From The Gorillaz Album With Same Name.
@RandomUser123 Replied To @giggleland
Yo This Is Some Cracker Island Type Shit
by CHROMASLAYER July 19, 2025
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Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
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Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016
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