Child

the progeny of a people or family.

The children of Abraham

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

middle child day

August 12- A day to appreciate the middle child in the family by them gifts, give them anything they want so they get a day to them selves.

Susan's favorite day is on August 12 because it's middle child day and she's a middle child.

by gymnastics4eva July 29, 2022

child

a young human from 0-12

child come here or child go do your chores

by inquistitormaster stan June 11, 2022

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Child

Me

My name is child

by Child Slayer March 15, 2021

Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it

Woman: "um, child so"

by Breuhu November 1, 2019

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022