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Super straight by Dontask105136 March 7, 2021
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Subway Straight Jacket
When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
Subway Straight Jacket by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013
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Ultra Straight
A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Ultra Straight by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021
weak straight
it is an identity, can be used as a trait, description of somebody. It can be used as a slur to belittle other(s) (typically) men, typically identified as by bottoms.
What's weak about these heterosexuals, they get confused about their sexuality too or present not in a cis passing way and might be mistaken for a homosexual.
What's weak about these heterosexuals, they get confused about their sexuality too or present not in a cis passing way and might be mistaken for a homosexual.
weak straight by projectkiyo August 3, 2021
SSD (Straight Shooting Dick)
A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021
Johnson Straight
When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Johnson Straight by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021