National Simp Month

All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.

Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!

by treythekidd December 09, 2020

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leggy simp

People with long legs who are simps, often referring to females simping for males

Esther is a leggy simp

by Chamos October 07, 2020

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Simpful

Is a female worthy of simping

Oh saoirse is very simpful

by Oogaboogalooga June 20, 2020

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Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.

"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."

by Thesbian.Thriller March 04, 2021

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