formerly Zackary Lanton, Peter is legendary. fork knife, roblox, he's got it all. don't tell him it's cringy because he will go batshit. he's better than every other youtuber combined. Zackary Lanton was his stage name, but bete has finally opened up and is showing us his real, gorgeous, sex machine self. god he's so damn sexy he makes all the guys hard and the girls' panties cream, and everything in between.
person 1: have you heard anything about Zackary Lanton lately?
person 2: no dumbass he finally showed us his real identity, he's Peter Hilliard now
person 2: no dumbass he finally showed us his real identity, he's Peter Hilliard now
by Zackary_Lanton_is_God July 21, 2019
Get the Peter Hilliard mug.The type of guy who makes the first move, only to leave you hanging, constantly making you question whether you're actually together or just caught in his confusing game. He’s the average white guy with decent humor and a decent personality—nothing too remarkable, but he definitely needs someone who can match his energy. Peter has that lowkey "gay" vibe but is still cute and nice enough to make you think twice. He’s sweet, and in fact, he was probably your first for a lot of things—like the first person to ever give you flowers, which, honestly, was so cute. He gets along with your family like he's already part of it, which can be endearing. But here’s the catch: he’s an expert at acting, and not in the good way. Under all the charm, he’s still hung up on his past relationship, and you’ll realize that he's not quite over it, even if he tries to play it cool. He's sweet, but when he's desperate or confused, he can get a little mean and defensive, claiming it’s just him being nervous and nonchalant. All of this makes you think, "I like you back, Peter," but let’s be real, your constant simping over a girl group? Huge ick. It’s a turn-off that’s hard to ignore.
Honestly, Peter’s got me so confused. He’ll be all sweet, giving me flowers, but then I catch him posting those cryptic Instagram notes about his ex. Like, dude, just admit you're not over it already. And don't even get me started on his gyatt—how does a guy with a butt like that leave me hanging?
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our realationship is hitting the rough and I think we need to have a mr. Peters...? What.? No! I will not Mr peters
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