it makes me nut 

it makes me nut is a hashtag created by the band/record label known as charm gang.

When i see those lucky charms it makes me nut.

it makes me nut by charmgang January 19, 2019

Post nut clarity 

Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.

Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.

I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.

Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?

Post nut clarity by GurtCobain May 20, 2020

reek nut

After a long summer day, you get back to your bedroom and drop your trousers. You catch a smell, a foul smell. It turns out its the nut sack that your momma gave you. Its a smell that no one can describe, but everyone knows... its the smell of reek nut.

Yesterday I went to fuck my girl all for her to turn me down because of my reek nut.

reek nut by Rim Greaper December 27, 2016

Alaskan Nut

When you chug a frozen beverage right before you cum thus giving you a simultaneous brain freeze at climax.

The girl at the shaved ice shop gave me a blowjob and I busted an Alaskan Nut.

Alaskan Nut by tried these??? July 5, 2017

Pre-Nut Devil 

The opposite of post nut clarity (What comes before it). Refers to the exaggerated sexual and hormonal drive that a guy experiences when horny, usually resulting in embarrassing or awkward moments when conversing to a female

Guys friend: So what happened between you and Jessica? Why did she block you?
Guy: Idk man, I got possessed by the pre-nut devil and asked her to send me nudes... I fucked up

Pre-Nut Devil by Pre-Nut Devil victim May 5, 2021

Busting a Mighty Fat Nut 

v. Ejaculating in a satisfying or otherwise noteworthy manner, especially if an unusually high volume of semen was produced. If the nut was busted under embarrassing and/or hilarious circumstances, chances are it was a mighty fat nut.

I was jerking off in my room, and right as I was about to finish my mom called me down for dinner, and I yelled "coming!", then started laughing really hard at the double-entendre, but the laughter made me double over and I ended up busting a mighty fat nut all over my brand-new polo shirt.

Busting a Mighty Fat Nut by The Splartmeister January 7, 2017

suicide nut 

When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible

"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting

suicide nut by Suicidenuttee089 April 7, 2017