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A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
Jordan by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
A guy who loses his girlfriend to his best friend
Jordan lost his girl
Jordan by 2k 17 January 31, 2022
a duchecause with no life and is pathetic with a millimeter defeater
look theirs Jordon wells with his millimeter defeater(jordans small pp) Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!
jordan by penis monkey lover 49 February 1, 2022

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen
Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month
Jordan Ford by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

jordan aither

a very swag girl who likes sports and hates math class intensely. when you first meet jordan aither she seems very layed back but after you get to know her her inner swag comes alive
who’s that swagiliscous girl over there

oh that’s jordan aither
jordan aither by swagman2864 February 3, 2022
Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.
Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends
Jordan by Urrrmum February 6, 2022