male swamp donkey 

A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.

Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!

male swamp donkey by Blue Smurf 76 June 2, 2015

Frosted Donkey 

This act is a two part show. The first part involves fucking the woman in the ass and prior to cumming you dust her ass with blow, pull out and you shoot your load onto the blow. The second part involves you snorting the blow and from the shear disgusting nature of snorting blow with your own cum on it, you will gag it out into the woman's mouth.

John was heading to a party with and wanted to kick things up a notch with Jill. He introduced her to the Frosted Donkey.

Frosted Donkey by BigSixBoy December 24, 2009

boadatious donkey balls 

Yummy testicles from the species of the mule or jackass. They have a strong salty sperm like taste. They are usually fried and eaten on a bun or some sort of bread. Best when cooked rare, or when boiled to bring out the natural flavors of the donkey cum.

mmmmm...those sure were some mighty fine boadatious donkey balls you cooked us last night jimmy!

oh waiter! I will have my bodatious donkey balls broiled and on a bun with latex condoms please.

boadatious donkey balls by DAR May 4, 2003

cinnamon donkey punch 

want to spice up to the common bedroom donkey punch? try this;

- while you're getting your girl from behind and you throw a handful of cinnamon in her eyes, followed by a swift blow to the ribs to make her tighten up. throw some broken glass down on the bed before you get started if you're feelin really dangerous

that trifilin bitch from last nite was havin her period, so i grabbed some mccormick's on the way to the bedroom and gave her the best cinnamon donkey punch of her life.

cinnamon donkey punch by jimm stonner rock star September 19, 2011

Who am I Donkey Kong ? 

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ?

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

Who am I Donkey Kong ? by brascogames May 25, 2011

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day 

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).

"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day by Mr.7DaysFree December 1, 2021

floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!

"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"

floppy donkey dick by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003