Counterfeit Jew

Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.

No one:

Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.

by chewcyees December 22, 2023

Masturbazi jew

A Jew that wanks off a lot

You know how there's Ashkenazi Jews, well there's also masturbazi Jews and they invented cornhub

by D Flawless June 17, 2025

Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.

Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.

by CT Finest October 1, 2013

Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.

Jewely is my shawty.

by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021

Jew Jersey

A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews

Jew Jersey…

by stupid penis guy December 10, 2023

Jew kisser

Someone who is a great kisser but is very stingy with kissing people, IE gives small pecks instead of making out with a partner

Dan & I have been together for a while now & he’s turned into such a jew kisser

by Wine junkie October 12, 2022

The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021