prograss bar

The act of checking toilet paper between each wipe after a bowel movement.

"Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"

by Ironballs September 7, 2024

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Sports Bar

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!

I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!

by LicorShot January 3, 2014

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Barring them from entry

Yeah totally. That would be bad because the if they create A.I. they won't get credit and/or paid for it and then they'll murder kids.

Hym "Yeah, totally. If you're barring them from entry in one aspect of life then what happens when the line moves? That's like my whole reason for why WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME IS WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2024

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scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .

"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"

by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017

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bar in the law

Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.

Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew

by Coffee Grounds March 4, 2008

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