Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

Sharp as a beachball

Used to describe a moron, fuckwit, someone with limited intelligence.

John: Man I can’t figure how to solve this chess puzzle
Jack: Ask Adam
John: Nah he’s as sharp as a beachball

by Meesofat March 10, 2019

Tight as a pineapple

A feeling meaning the person is all good and fine.

"How are you today?" Martin asked.

-"I'm tight as a pineapple." Walter replied.

by Masih April 12, 2019

Hot as a duck

When you are rediculously hot, and you wish you could just jump in the water

I was in Ohio yesterday, I was hot as a duck had to pour some water on my head

by Natel__ June 6, 2019

Clear as a dog's drool

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019

Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.

Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"

by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019

Rough as a Boot

An OG phrase or expression, used to Shun something with physical Substance or Presence

Back in the day, when the Mullet was fly and the Coxafloppin flowing, Eric and the boys had a saying,
"CraveinEverything or step up your game, we ain't having any Rough as a Boot backstage".

by Bennie BoyTV September 25, 2019