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Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class
Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?
by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
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Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.
Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.
by Frenchtard March 22, 2024
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Cow corn

A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
She thought she was peaches and cream but she was only cow corn.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
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Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024
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Snowing Cows and Chicken

It's raining cats and dogs because cats and dogs fight = chaos, hence the heavy 'chaos' rain. Snowing cows and chickens because cartoon 'Cow and chicken', they get along...cold and water get along = unity, hence the heavy 'unity' snow. =3
pfft! it's freezing at almost 2am, looking at pink sky - it's a blizzard, snowing cows and chicken...
by Bard Baker January 25, 2013
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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”
by shaolint July 19, 2023
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