Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Teacup Child

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.

I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.

by Accelerate dog May 14, 2024

miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.

Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.

by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018

child

Daughter or son.

My children is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023

Child

the progeny of a people or family.

The children of Abraham

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024