Toolbag Thomas

Someone who acts like a complete idiot all of the time and lacks common sense, and who has no regard for the feelings of others.

Misha was such a toolbag thomas when he bitched out Brian for his metrosexualness.

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Devon Thomas

A poor african american male with no money, no life and is typically a thief

devon thomas just robbed me, but that ok because i managed to put a bullet in that son of a bitch as he was running away.

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A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.

I was so drunk last night, I was scratching my ass and ended up giving myself a Chocolate Thomas.

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The worst CB in New Orleans Saints history. Pessimist Pete Frequently called him a jackass bo.

Elvis Garbac threw for 8 TDs, all on Fred Thomas.

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the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

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Proper awesome guy, huge down below!

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Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

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