Devon Thomas

A poor african american male with no money, no life and is typically a thief

devon thomas just robbed me, but that ok because i managed to put a bullet in that son of a bitch as he was running away.

by ACE OF JIZZ August 19, 2011

chocolate thomas

A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.

I was so drunk last night, I was scratching my ass and ended up giving myself a Chocolate Thomas.

by Hatemyself October 18, 2014

Fred Thomas

The worst CB in New Orleans Saints history. Pessimist Pete Frequently called him a jackass bo.

Elvis Garbac threw for 8 TDs, all on Fred Thomas.

by Pessimist Pete January 28, 2009

johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 2, 2010

Fraser Thomas Anderson

Proper awesome guy, huge down below!

wow hes a Fraser Thomas Anderson

by zaaaaarF November 16, 2011

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

keagan thomas

Dorky, funny, amazing friend who can put a smile on your face in seconds!

Keagan Thomas is the best friend I've ever had!

by Your average dork January 11, 2017