by 1/2 Snakes March 6, 2023

The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014

The best guy in the world at baseball and very respectful and nice. He is athletic and loves basketball
by Goat91 November 6, 2018

The richest and most shredded man alive. Owns a limitless amount of yachts and balconies. Is also a genius who's muscles shredded-ness is matched by no-one on earth.
by Boodiy0 December 20, 2023

by anonymous November 23, 2021

A right geeza who thinks he is cool and the best person ever. He shows off and has a thousand friends because he's so special and weird. Send him some help. Thanks
by Me yeh January 26, 2018

A dude that thinks he's good at games but is actually horrible, he also laughs at dumb shit.
On top of this he's a racist that likes Sword Art Online
Oh and he touches kids.
On top of this he's a racist that likes Sword Art Online
Oh and he touches kids.
by Thomas Touches kids March 17, 2020
