global jesus

A god created by Jared Hodgkins.
by Jeff Frost January 23, 2004
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Black Jesus

(n) - a level of awesomeness and humorous superiority , known by lots of people and , known for a special characteristic that you do most of the time. this is achieved through years of mental development and just being down right awesome.

- the words of choice are as followed:
ezpz
lol / lmao / rofl
cool story bro / riveting tale chat / etc.

- must know how to dance
( break dancing , pop locking , etc. )

- types emoticons after every sentence

- is overly obnoxious to a point it can even be considered ''annoying'',but your still loved regardless.

- your swag is on point like a pencil , nuff' said.
Black Jesus you're so awesome

Hey you know that kid Black Jesus? I heard he can breakdance.

O Shit Black Jesus Your so fucking awesome.

Which someone could teach me how to be Black Jesus
by GrayNinja93 November 08, 2010
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Jesus Christ

The most disruptive figure in all of humanity, and the universe’s most nonreligious figure, whose death on the cross now allows humankind to have a direct communication line with their Creator, without daily, weekly, monthly, or annual rituals, rites, and animal sacrifices, or obeying man-made religious laws.
In some parts of the world, the mere mention of Jesus Christ, or being caught reading the Good News about His love and power, could land truth seekers behind bars, because His name is above all other names—all (human, demonic, or spiritual) forces, governments, and principalities on earth are under His sovereign rule.
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Jesus/Yeshua

The Lord & savior of this world who died at the hands of us FOR us,

john 3:16 “For this is how God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.”
Jesus/Yeshua is the WAY, the TRUTH,& the LIFE
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jesus juice

The seminal fluid of a man, usually a sea man.
"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"
by Crankiestpotatoe July 18, 2016
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Black Jesus

A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.
We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.
by The Realness 408 January 25, 2009
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