Russian Oven

When you blow hot air in your Russian girls Vagina and it blows back the smell on your nose.

Brandon blew into Tanya's vagina giving himself a Russian oven

by blincheeke February 3, 2021

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Russianing

When you speak russian unironically in the most random context

"I can't understand my friend while they are russianing."

by Bean_BoiTheBest May 22, 2022

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Russian Salad

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.

Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!

by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020

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A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

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Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out

Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky

by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025

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Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.

*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then

by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018

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