Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Cow quacker

An animal breaks the ducks quacker I’m the neck

The dog will cow quacker the quacker out of the ducks neck

by HOO HOO MAStER 1234 June 11, 2018

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

COW

Crush of the week. One of the many meanings for this acronym.

Billy: This girl at my summer camp is so cute, but she lives in another state so I’ll only see her for the week.
Jeremy: So she’s your COW?
Billy: Yeah, she’s my COW.

by Noobish Fish June 13, 2022

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.

“Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”

by shaolint July 19, 2023