Social Dementor's Kiss

An extreme case of Social Dementorism in which the loser sucks up another person's entire lifestyle, from wardrobe to basic personality traits

Greg: "Whoa, that kid completely stole every aspect of your being!"
Mike: "I know! He performed the dreaded Social Dementor's Kiss."
Greg: "Yeah either that, or he wants to fuck you real bad."
Mike: "True... True."

by the G-Bear March 2, 2014

social media rape

When friends force you into social media, and harass you about it.

Anthony & Jordan: DAVID BUILD A FUCKING TWITTER

David: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BOBBY STOP THE SOCIAL MEDIA RAPE

by Nethertheless September 1, 2014

Federated Social Media

The means to manage and maintain thousands of social media entries, comments and mentions in a bottom up and top-down, hierarchical manner. Such a framework is generally managed by a content management framework such that it provides greater control, speed and flexibility during periods of rapid and intense communications with stakeholders.

The only way to manage hundreds of spokespeople and web sites is through Federated Social Media.

by whyhire.me July 1, 2009

Classical Social Justice

One who believes in the original interpretation of social justice.

A person is accused for murder and is found guilty for unproven reasons. The people call shenanigans and let the person be retried once actual facts come in. The person is retried and is found innocent as he has the right of innocent until proven guilty. Innocent until proven guilty is an example of classical social justice.

by PopulousMaster February 11, 2020

social media king

jeon jungkook is indeed the social media king from topping the too searches of every social media platform every year

social media king is nkne other than jungkook

by jk’slily May 16, 2021

Social Media Christian

when a person constantly posts Bible quotes on their story, has one in their bio, and posts things relating to Christianity when in reality they are the biggest liar and are everything they say you shouldn’t be.

Did you see when she kicked that old man and called you a whore?? And then she went on to post that Bible quote about how you should love your neighbor!!

I know she’s such a social media Christian

by anonymous March 5, 2021

social network dirtbag

Person who follows you on a social network that gets you to follow back then unfollows you just to get more followers.

Bubbles just followed me on instagram. I'll follow her back. Bubbles unfollowed me but I am still following her. What a social network dirtbag!

by Dragonstrike! July 5, 2014