Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.

Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.

by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025

sleep

something you need !!!!!! seriously get some sleep your really cranky

go to sleep ethan you've been playing fortnite since last weekend!!

by shiannelove2008 November 5, 2019

sleep buff

When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.

"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."

by randomacct128497124981 December 27, 2023

Sleeping On Roots

Stoically doing an arduous task for your own benefit ; Working extra hard to get ahead.

1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."

by Maxwell1526 April 19, 2025

Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.

What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.

by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022

Sleep

The act of rolling over and staring at a wall for 3 hours while thinking of people you care about abandoning you

You should get some sleep

by CanOpener743 November 14, 2023