sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

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karl sleeping

"he's cute!"
of course... it's karl sleeping

by clusterbitch123 May 17, 2020

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A toddler who goes bananas every night at 7:30 to prove to her parents, the world, and herself that she is anything but sleepy.

Little Crindy goes into beast mode every night before bedtime. She’s a sleep fighter.

by Cheek the Greek April 27, 2023

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The action of entering and exiting a discord call during your sleep and waking up with no recollection of it.

by Doitcluett April 11, 2022

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When you have a girlfriend and you dream about sex with other bitches

- Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating

by ppapvocab December 31, 2016

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Two people sleeping, in sort of spoon position with leg sandwich. Both having identical dreams.

"Dude I woke up with my girl and we both had the same dream, it was some inter exeption sleeping s***"

by @pancakefloper May 15, 2016

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Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

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