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social media rape

When friends force you into social media, and harass you about it.
Anthony & Jordan: DAVID BUILD A FUCKING TWITTER

David: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BOBBY STOP THE SOCIAL MEDIA RAPE
by Nethertheless September 1, 2014
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Social Dementor's Kiss

An extreme case of Social Dementorism in which the loser sucks up another person's entire lifestyle, from wardrobe to basic personality traits
Greg: "Whoa, that kid completely stole every aspect of your being!"
Mike: "I know! He performed the dreaded Social Dementor's Kiss."
Greg: "Yeah either that, or he wants to fuck you real bad."
Mike: "True... True."
by the G-Bear March 2, 2014
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Federated Social Media

The means to manage and maintain thousands of social media entries, comments and mentions in a bottom up and top-down, hierarchical manner. Such a framework is generally managed by a content management framework such that it provides greater control, speed and flexibility during periods of rapid and intense communications with stakeholders.
The only way to manage hundreds of spokespeople and web sites is through Federated Social Media.
by whyhire.me July 1, 2009
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Classical Social Justice

A person is accused for murder and is found guilty for unproven reasons. The people call shenanigans and let the person be retried once actual facts come in. The person is retried and is found innocent as he has the right of innocent until proven guilty. Innocent until proven guilty is an example of classical social justice.
by PopulousMaster February 11, 2020
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social media asshole

A person who is cool in real life but is a asshole on social media. Usually mean, pessimistic, judgmental and paranoid.
Jane is usually nice but she's a social media asshole on facebook
by Honeyedpisces July 12, 2015
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+10 social credit

what you get for farming rice for 10 hours in china
dude i just got my annual +10 social credit!!!!!!!!1!11!!11!!11!1!!1111!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy rn!
by thiscatisd September 12, 2022
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social media expert

by perfeperfe June 16, 2018
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