Bro is so majestic 

Those annoying fucking comments on YouTube shorts or Tik Tok you see everywhere in which most of the time the skull (💀) emoji is added at the end of their stupid useless comment.

User 1: "Bro is so majestic that he can't be cancelled 💀"

User 2: "Shut the fuck up"

Bro is so majestic by VIadimir Putin September 21, 2023

the reason my bedpost is so shiny 

A way to say someone is comely or beautiful

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"

the reason my bedpost is so shiny by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021

but I didn't, so it doesn't 

a categorical statement of fact to reconfirm an obvious fact.

the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts

"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."

"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"

but I didn't, so it doesn't by daids May 13, 2009

That's So Sketch 

That's So Sketch is a term refering to anything that is both humorous and creepy at the same time. ThatsSoSketch.com documents this.

Hey, Bro! Have you seen ThatsSoSketch.com?

Yeah, Bro! That's So Sketch, seriously!

That's So Sketch by johnnyb5yeah June 12, 2009

Why So Serious?

When you climax on a girls face and rub your penis across her lips and cheeks in the shape of a smile. The lipstick and the sperm should mix together forming a joker like appearance. After this you take a look at your makeup art and ask her the question "Why So Serious?"

I was having sex with a girl last night. I finished her off with a Why So Serious?

Why So Serious? by Preal January 19, 2009

why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.

1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...

why is it so cold in here? by my name is a secret dude December 18, 2010

not so grump 

Daniel Avidan of the game grumps

In the game grumps intro Danny usually says "I'm not so grumps".

not so grump by Princess Sonic January 25, 2018