put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016

Sleeping Beauty

Curling one out on a bed.

“Did you just see Aurora do a Sleeping Beauty?”

“Yeah, it stank like Spindleshanks’ litter tray”

by KingNobbie February 25, 2021

Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.

I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.

by bori5003 April 11, 2014

Sleeping dozer

Someone that sleeps a lot.

Person 1: "hi!'
Person 2: "youre such a sleeping dozer, you slept the entire carnival!"
Person 1: "oh"

by VersionTwo February 8, 2025

Sleep

Scientifically speaking, sleep is when your brain cells get to rest after 7 cruel hours of torture from adults who get to yell at you from stupid things

After getting some sleep, Tessa was able to have a good Saturday because she didn't have to go to the prison known as school

by NGGYUNGLYD March 28, 2022

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022