Partying like Max Payne 

When one goes out in public after ingesting a lot of hard liquor and pain killers.

I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!

Partying like Max Payne by unclepayne August 25, 2013

TJ to the Max 

TJ Maxx is a store that sells heavily discounted clothing for various reasons such as out of season, out of style, or some kind of defect in the garment.

When someone is TJ to the Max, that means they are wearing clothes that may have one of the above characteristics. It is a pun of being "TJ" which is Tijuana, Mexico and dirty or old.

Jessica: Did you see Jose sporting that fresh gear?

Edward: Man, that fool is TJ to the Max. He can't afford nothing, besides his Rockawear pants are missing the leather logo belt loop on the back, probably got it on clearance for that defect.

TJ to the Max by EscaVi from SD March 10, 2009

Carly and Max 

The act of making out in a relatively public place, where there stands a chance that people will see you. No real attempt to hide is made, but it may take place in a car or perhaps on a secluded bench.

I'm gonna go pull a Carly and Max outside the dorm.

Carly and Max by Thority January 14, 2010

Mad Max Bullshit 

Mad max bullshit is when some insane shit is going on and you're the only one dealing with it.

In mad Max , Max served as the last line of defense against the reckless marauders terrorizing the roadways of Australia .

The term comes from the song " bury me with it " by Modest mouse , although it's unclear if this is what the artist meant .

Say your playing a zombie survive game with your friends and there all hiding while you take on the hord

" could some one please help me kill them , I'm sick of this fucking Mad Max Bullshit."

Mad Max Bullshit by Trash cat June 2, 2017

Tucker Max Fail 

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money

"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"

Tucker Max Fail by boatman_eric October 29, 2009

emergency max

this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.

where is Maxime?

oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!

emergency max by Officepest December 31, 2007

True Max 

One’s absolute strength to be able to lift for a single repetition during any exercise within the gym. Any warmups or stretching prior to attempting a “true max” voids the integrity of the lift.

Sup bro, I just benched a PR of 315!

That’s cool and all, but was that your true max?

True Max by Stray Cats November 2, 2019