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Hulu and ice cream 

The opposite of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching Netflix and having intercourse with someone you decide to have a night to yourself and masterbate vigorously.
Guy 1:Hey man what you up to tonight?

Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.

Guy 1:You're pathetic.
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hockey on the ice 

An older synonym for the sport of bandy, but since it may be misinterpreted as meaning ice hockey it is not very much used nowadays.
In the 19th Century, hockey on the ice was played in the Fens in England. It has since developed into the modern sport of bandy.
hockey on the ice by EliasG April 6, 2018

Oak Creek Ice

An impoverished person with swagger from Oak Creek, West Allis, or the South Side of Milwaukee.
You see Roscoe’s new chain? Dude got that Oak Creek Ice goin’ on.
Oak Creek Ice by Milwaukeeman August 14, 2019

salt and ice 

Do not fucking put it on your skin.
Jack: puts salt and ice on skin
Vera: wtf are you doing youre gonna get 3rd degree burns dumbass whore
salt and ice by wjsnoutsold November 17, 2022

Porn on ice 

Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.
Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.
Porn on ice by Ari February 10, 2003

Steak and Ice Cream 

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.
3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream